Seriously, this is the best team on Etsy. Snark, vodka, and fuckery for all!
Unfortunately, some people are stiffly stiffersons and got their panties in a twist about it, because apparently Etsy is only for nice people, sunshine, cupcakes, and unicorn farts. I beg to differ, however.
April's Army is comprised of the Regretsy community. Some of the members have been featured on the site or in the book, showing that it's possible to be a goddamn grownup about this sort of stuff. Have a sense of humor and realize that your precious creations may not be so precious to the rest of the world.
Learn to laugh at yourself a bit. You'll feel better, trust me.